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  1. UroTrash

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    #1 UroTrash, May 11, 2004
    What does it say about our society when almost every man, and I mean almost every man, that comes into my office (no matter the circumstance- they can have terminal cancer or an acute attack of kidney stones, they can be literally DYING...) demands their free samples of Viagra or Cialis?
     
  2. Texas Forever

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    #2 Texas Forever, May 11, 2004
    You don't expect us to pay for it do you?
     
  3. UroTrash

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    #3 UroTrash, May 11, 2004

    Shhhh, your package is in the mail, shhhhh.
     
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    #4 Pacman, May 11, 2004
    As a drug rep for Eli Lilly, I would say "thumbs up" to our marketing department.
     
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    #5 EVartanian, May 12, 2004
    Surely, wouldn't you expect the old dudes wanting to go out with a bang! :)
     
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    #6 DrStranglove, May 12, 2004
    Once I have found the need for it you better send me mine!!!!
     
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    #7 beast, May 12, 2004
    I cannot get my doctor to do anything about my unstable knees, but the last time i was in his officehe asked me if i wanted to try Viagra. :( I looked at him and said "Why my GF complains that she is getting to much action!!!" ;)
     
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    #8 Mitch Alsup, May 12, 2004
    It means that every man is a big fnck off.

    <<He says with a wry humor that few really get.....>>
     
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    #9 UroTrash, May 12, 2004

    dissolve Viagra in water, rub on your knees twice daily, that'll stiffen 'em up...
     
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    #10 UroTrash, May 12, 2004
    Doctor! You'll NEVER need the stuff.
     
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    #11 UroTrash, May 12, 2004

    Or maybe a Badda Bing!
     
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    #12 UroTrash, May 12, 2004
    Update. Currently 2PM EDT Wed , I have had to hand out 5 bottles so far today. None of these men had this as their presenting complaint, simply the little "bonus" the drug companies tell them to demand.
     
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    #13 rcallahan, May 12, 2004
    I love the warning for Cialis - "Although a rare occurrence, men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours (priapism) should seek immediate medical attention".
     
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    #14 ralfabco, May 12, 2004
    It works even better "with" Depo Testosterone 200mg

    I sell that stuff. No free samples though. Tell your
    Doc you want some Depo Testosterone with the V.
    You will be hanging from the ceiling.





    Also have.....

    Rimso - 50
    Catheters Foley / Coude
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    Chemstrip 7 / 10UA
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    etc........

    NO SPAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    #15 enjoythemusic, May 12, 2004
    Oh geeeze. Those are the LAST things i need.
     
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    #16 UroTrash, May 12, 2004
    Depo-testosterone will cause the pituitary to stop making Leutinizing hormone, and therefore the testicles will stop making the endogenous testosterone ( a classic negative-feedback mechanism), within 6 months the patient is totally dependent on the shots. I think this is a real tragedy when I see a well meaning Family doc screw up a person in that way. Its hard to deal with, with out telling the patient the family doc f*cked him up and his testicles have lost the ability to make testosterone. Its really touchy what to tell these poor patients.

    Believe me, this is a piteous situation we are seeing more frequently.

    I am a Board Certified Urologist, and a Fellow of the American College of Surgeons.


    BTW, DMSO (Rimso 50) has been approved only for intravesicle treatment of interstitial cystitis.
     
  17. UroTrash

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    #17 UroTrash, May 12, 2004

    Thank God we rarely see that, its a real bear to take care of, and if it presist for over 12 hours often the corpra fibrose and there will be no more erection, natural or artificial.
     
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    #18 ralfabco, May 12, 2004

    It was a Family Practice that was doing just that !!
     
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    #19 DrStranglove, May 12, 2004

    Can I "get" some of that for my new weight lifting? I need to bulk up!!!


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    #20 UroTrash, May 12, 2004

    I can prescribe it but after 6 months we will have to change your name to Dr Squeeky.
     
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    #21 UroTrash, May 12, 2004
    Ralph, I tried to PM you but your box is full, anyway thanks for the catalog.
     
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    #22 BigTex, May 12, 2004
    Actually, Doc, I read a pretty disturbing article concerning fatalities in young otherwise healthy men using Viagra, can't recall exactly but a men's magazine.

    I've had friends try it "for fun", but I think I'll pass.

    These big drug companies don't seem to mind the occasional "adverse side effect" needing a body bag!

    A radio station here plays "The Dead Willie Blues". Heard it?

    The wife says to the morgue guys, "Do you have to take him right away? That's the funnest he's been in years!"
     
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    #23 DrStranglove, May 12, 2004
    Well what else could I use to steroid up with? I have some Marines that SWEAR by the bovine crap that they get on the net from some Vet. (Brrrrrrr) But damn are they huge!!!!!


    (And seriously, would Depo Test even help develop mussels in a weight lifter over the short run??)
     
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    #24 LAfun2, May 12, 2004

    There was also a documentary that showed 18-25 year olds mixing Viagra with Ecstasy and then over D'ing on them. Viagra seems to be very popular recreationally among many of my friends, and some swear by it.

    I am wondering where the heck are these 18-25 year olds getting these stuff? I wanted to try one for "kicks" a while back, but never was even able to get hands on a single on.
     
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    #25 UroTrash, May 12, 2004

    Here is the no joking serious truth: The endocrine system is very delicate and balanced. To think that one could alter it without serious and long lasting side effects is pathetically naive. Its like taking a screwdriver and jamming it into a Weber carb and swirling it around and think you would improve it. Most of the heavy duty weight lifters end up sterile and impotent with testicles the size of peanuts. Do your self a favor and don't do something stupid. Not what you want to hear, but the truth none the less. BTW, hows the tooth/jaw?
     
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