My attorney says my soon to be ex-wife is going to get my Ferrari. Ok, I give up, she can pick it up anytime.
"Yes, the scooter is for sale. Oh, don't mind that stuff to the right, I've been meaning to clean up for weeks but it just keeps piling up."
1. Thank God you didn't hit that Vespa. 2. Arlie(horsefly): Finally, incontrovertible proof that a good ole' American pick-up WILL run any of those foreign cars into the ground.
"..........NO really honey, I'm not drunk, I assure you I REALLY did overtake a Ferrari with the pick up truck today........the owner got so pissed, you won't believe it!!!"
WIFE: Honey, is that you? BUBBA: Yeh...it's me. WIFE: Good. I forgot to mail the check for the insurance, so could you be a dear and mail it? BUBBA: DAMN! Why didn't you just pay it online so it wouldn't be late? WIFE: You know I'm not good at usin' the internet. Pay it yourself. I put your laptop in the car. And be careful out there, I think I smell gas!