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POOR LITTLE MIKEY HAS THE FLU..........

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  1. BWS550

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    Jackson Hospitalized En Route to Court
    (AP) - Jury selection in Michael Jackson's child molestation case was delayed Tuesday after the pop star was taken to the emergency room for reasons that were not immediately known, the judge said. Judge Rodney Melville told prospective jurors that Jackson was taken to a local hospital on his way to court. Melville did not give any details about the illness and said he was awaiting word on Jackson's condition before deciding whether selection would resume Tuesday. More ...
     
  2. maranelloman

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    More likely he is having yet another Winnie The Pooh tattoo removed from his crotch area.
     
  3. darth550

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    D'OH

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  4. Oengus

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    This will no doubt be the longest court case in history............Michael and his antics included!!
     
  5. TexasF355F1

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    Why the hell is it always breaking news when a big celebrity has the flu? Big deal. I've had the flu, we've all had the flu.
     
  6. Fan512bbi

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    You havent slept with hundreds of kids ;)
     
  7. TexasF355F1

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    That's funny you say that. B/c I almost put He's no better than me, but wait a second i am better than him b/c i dont sleep with little boys. But i decided to leave it out before i hit submit. LOL.
     
  8. Fan512bbi

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    LOL that would have taken a bit of explaining ;)
     
  9. UroTrash

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    there aren't enough gloves on earth that I'd feel safe examining that vector of social disgrace.
     
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    *Wonders how many times he's already been to the kid's ward the first day*
     
  11. PeterS

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    Wax..........You are one sicko dude! (OK, I did laugh at that one!)
     
  12. SexyLex

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    There's something going on. I believe this delay is intentional.
     
  13. PSk

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    Yeah it is called keep my @rse out of prison, 'cause I'm not into big bastards giving it to me up the @rse - quote MJ.

    Mikey will last 5 minutes in prison ... 'cause we all know they love guys that pick on kids (yep they have standards in prison) and I for one hope they all take turns for the rest of his sorry life.

    Then they can release a new version of 'Beat It' ;) ...

    Pete
     
  14. Ike

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    I wonder if they will let him take his fake nose to jail with him

    He would not last any time at all in jail. I think he will end up in a hospital after trying to off himself and he will just end up living out his days sedated in a mental ward.
     
  15. david r

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    I can't believe that his attorneys don't have a better handle on the guy. They are picking the jury that is going to decide if he goes to prison and he pulls this. Will not help his cause at all. I suppose that is a good thing for the rest of us.
     
  16. darth550

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    He will never go to prison. I'll bet Pete fifty bucks that spineless POS will either pull a "Polanski" or "Do the Dutch" first.

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  17. jptyke

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    Did he ask to check in the Children's Ward?
     
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