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  1. wax

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    Forget it, Jake. It's . . . FerrariChat
     
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  3. snj5

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    Else: Rick, I can't leave you...you can't leave me
    Rick: Listen Else, you told me I had to think for both of us, so I am. You get on that plane...I'm going back to FerrariChat and see what's new about '0846'....
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    Louis: "So Rick, what brought you to FerrariChat?"
    Rick: "Why, for P&R, of course"
    Louis: "P&R? What P&R? FerrariChat only has Off-topic!"
    Rick: "You're unsubscribed."
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  5. wax

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    Karbon Gutman: You're a close-mouthed man?
    Sam Spade: Nah, I like F-chat.
    Karbon Gutman: Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to chat and says the wrong things. F-chatting's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.
    [sits back]
    Now, sir. We'll chat, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes chatting to a man who likes to chat.
    Sam Spade: Swell. Will we chat about the black car?
    __

    Sam Spade: [impatiently] Now, let's *chat* about the black car.
    Karbon Gutman: Let's. Mr. Spade, have you any conception of how much money can be got for that black car?
    Sam Spade: No.
    Karbon Gutman: Well, sir, if I told you... If I told you *half*... you'd call me a liar.
    Sam Spade: No, not even if I thought so.
     
  6. Texas Forever

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    Texas!
    Whut is dis "noir dialogue" stuff? Is that like that foie gras crap that you left coasters always eat?

    Dale

    PS I thought of another couple albums to add to your lost wonders list --

    Quicksliver Messenger Service - 30 minutes of "Who do you love?"

    Also Moby Grape - "I've got murder in my heart for the judge."
     
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  9. FarmerDave

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  10. wax

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    Sam Spade: Everybody has something to conceal. And as far as I can see, my best chance of clearing myself from the trouble you're trying to make for me is by bringing in the f-chatters all tied up. And the only chance I've got of catching them and tying them up and bringing them in is by staying as far away as possible from you and the f-chat police because you'd only gum up the works...Now if you want to go on the board and tell them I'm obstructing justice and ask them to revoke my membership - hop to it! You tried it once before and it didn't get you anything but a good laugh all around...And I don't want any more of these informal talks. I have nothing to say to you or the f-chat police. And I'm tired of being called things by every crackpot of the chatty trolls. So if you want to see me, pinch me or subpoena me or something and I'll come down with my lawyer. I'll see you at the inquest - maybe.
     
  11. quartermaster

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    Avatar of the year, and it's only March, Tom.
    How the heck are you guys accessing these old movie pics?
     
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    Brigid O'Shaughnessy: He wouldn't tell me where Google was. He said Keith didn't want to see them. I can't believe that. He promised to bring Keith to Google Images if Keith'd post this evening. He said he knew Keith wouldn't. He promised to post himself if Keith didn't.
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  14. quartermaster

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    "...Redbud..."

    Brilliant!!!
     
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    I can't locate a suitable picture here, so I'll have to do my best with words.
    Spencer Tracy (NO! Who is it, Tom? It's not Tracy..), Bogart, and the other fellow (damn, I'm kicking myself--can't remember his name, either) are making their way across the Mexican desert, towards home. They've got their burros loaded with their 'goods'.
    They're tired. It's hot, it's dry, and Bogart's just beginning to 'lose' it...
    Huston's sense of realism extends to the goddam shovels which are tied to the back of the burros--the damned things are worn out! Just as they would be after being beaten against stones and gravel for several months without replacement.
    Talk about attention to detail/realism.
    Wish I could add something more to this thread.
     
  16. snj5

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    1.Google
    2.Images
    3.'Treasure of the Sierra Madre'
    4.Enter
    :) :)
    Classic movie
     
  17. wax

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    LOUIS (Laughs) And where do you practice, Doctor?

    BEN Indianapolis, Indiana. The Good Samaritan.

    LOUIS What brings you to Nigeria?

    BEN We've been to a medical convention in Paris. And while we were in Europe, I thought I'd like to see Nigeria again.

    HANK Daddy got an email from Nigeria.

    LOUIS
    Laughs a little.

    BEN
    Seems uncomfortable.
     
  18. snj5

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    brilliant
    'The man who paid too much'
     
  19. Sfumato

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    Two Jakes:
    I knew a whore once. For the right
    money, she'd piss in a guy's face.
    But she wouldn't **** on his chest.
    And she wouldn't discuss 0846
    That's where she drew the line.

    Two Jakes, re: parts prices

    Now just... get down on your knees.
    Down on your knees.
    Stick your a$$ up in the air,
    and don't move until I tell you.
     
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    Five Easy Pieces
    "You want me to hold the VIN #?" asks the waitress.
    "I want you to hold it between your knees," Nicholson concludes
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    Blondie, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly:
    You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with F-1, and those with 6-speeds. You shift?

    Tuco:
    I like big fat egos like you. When they fall they make more noise. (P&R banned only)
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    #25 Sfumato, Mar 19, 2006
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    Brazil, Sam Lowry:
    I assure you, the Telaio is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.
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