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07-02-2012, 11:10 AM
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another blonde joke
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch", he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the Conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way", the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." 
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07-02-2012, 03:44 PM
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07-02-2012, 07:09 PM
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07-03-2012, 11:48 AM
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I worked with a guy who was sub contractor in construction. He took regular trips to Costa Rica and ended up bringing a Costa Rican girl back with him.
She started out pretty mellow until they had a kid and then she got very demanding. " I want this " and " I want that ". He tried to satisfy her but there was always something more. She kept telling him she wanted a porch and he kept putting off building one on the back patio. Eventually he caved and got one of his contractor friends to come over, take some measurements and see what they could build. The girl comes home and sees them out back and asks what they are doing. He's says " I'm going to build you a porch. She stomps into the house and quickly returns with a magazine and shows him a picture of a Porsche and says " I said I wanted a porch ". True story 
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07-03-2012, 02:31 PM
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07-04-2012, 08:20 AM
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I heard of an oriental man that went to the eye doctor since he was having trouble with seeing clearly.
the doctor said he has a cataract and the man says "no I drive a "Rincon Continental"!
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07-05-2012, 07:42 AM
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speeding ticket
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration." The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.
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07-05-2012, 07:44 AM
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360 spyder
Two blondes lock their keys in their 360 Spyder. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down.
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07-05-2012, 03:19 PM
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In 1973, it was a Pontiac & the blonde's Grandfather who painted it instead of the Porch was Mexican.
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07-05-2012, 03:30 PM
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07-05-2012, 05:30 PM
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